Why did I take back my two weeks notice at the hellhole?
Why did the GM of said hellhole think it was ok to call me Sunday morning 8 am bc I left my bar dirty?
Why did I say Ok I’ll see ya at 11 when I wasn’t scheduled, and never showed up?
Why did I go get shitfaced the next day while we were having a meeting about my bar being dirty?
Why did I wake up this morning with a smile on my face?
Why did I go the gas station and get hit up by three different bums? (Including one in their car who were just trying to get to this location and need just a little more gas)?
Why did I buy one of above mentioned bums food and when I come back with 2 sandwiches and a gallon of water and he didn’t want the gallon of water?
Why on the way out of gas station did I see a guy trying to bring back the sweater vest look, canary yellow at that?
Why while filling up did I see a guy trying his luck at the lotto driving a hearse which is the ultimate symbol of no more luck?
Again why I am I still smiling?
Why am I alluding to a secret but not going to tell quite yet?
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lots of cool why’s for today….
So why are you smiling?
WHY are you smiling? I bet you got some!!
I can’t reveal that quite yet but its a good smile a secret smile that only smile on super special ocassions
Why…all out of why’s, whas already at foxy’s!!!!
HAHAHHA
WHY…………WON’T IT STOP RAINING!!
Its a secret to why i’m smiling but all will be revealed in good time cherry
i thought it stopped raining, i love the rain
i cant stand those jerks that “just need some gas money”. IF THEY NEEDED GAS TO GET WHERE THEY WERE GOING THEN WHY DID THEY LEAVE IN THE FIRST PLACE! oh i know…cuz they are full of crap.
my fav is the fan belt broke at the gas station and they need just a little money to get it for 13.76 so they can go visit their sick daughter in Arkansas
do people actually fall for that hogwash?
i did when i was 16
why are people such assholes?!?!?!
Im stealing this.
CHERRY PUT IT DOWN U DIDNT PAY FOR IT!
it orginally came from foxy
We all love Why Wednesday lol
Why do we love it so much?
Keep the post coming, gives me something to read at work lol. And the bum doesnt need water, he can get that when it rains. It doesnt rain whiskey ya know.
That would be so rad. Whiskey rain….
hmm.. that sounds like a country song or somethin…
i want to know the secret
i won’t tell anybody, i swear
buck where are you to answer your why wed questions??? are you drunk?
where the fuck are you!?
you got laid….
didn’t cha?
buck where r uuuuuuuu?
Smack me love, I forgot your shot glass…damnit. I’ve been bad.
Why ask why?