Now on to the one I have today.
The Future:
As a father of a daughter that is extremely beautiful, everyone wants to know do i worry about the future. I get lots of comments about how she is going to be a heart breaker and how I am going to need put bars on the windows. I hope that we distill enough values in her that I don’t have to worry.
My real worry comes from one moment in time. In the future, I am going to be getting something out of the dryer and a small string like object is going to fall out. I am going to hold it up and realize that it is not my wife’s size and that I don’t recognize it.
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where one of girls says “The only reason that a girl has black panties is because she wants someone to see them.” This is how I feel about thong underwear. When I find my daughter’s that is when you will find me on the roof of the house with a sniper rifle waiting for her date.
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I am PRAYING by the time my soon to be daugther starts wearing these kind of panties, she is doing her own laundry
I asked my wife when she started and she said around 15 or 16. Here is hoping I can get a 15 year old teenager to do her laundry.
uhm, I use this line a lot but damn, I am so glad I only have boys!
Sometimes the grass is really greener
oh goodness! i guess if Tatum wants to date in the VERY DISTANT future, then we will require "granny panties" or else she won't leave the house! lol
(I thought the quote in '10 Things I Hate About You' was "The only reason a girl has black panties is because she wants to have sex." That is one of my favorite movies, but I probably have the quote wrong. I do, however, remember something about black panties being in the movie.)
Danni is beautiful and I do think you will need bars on the windows, a sniper on the roof, etc. I am with you though, I pray that we teach enough respectible values to our kids that we will never have to worry.
FYI….I looked it up, you are right.
Here's the quote…
"You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it."
Thongs are also good to keep panty lines from showing under volleyball uniforms, but only a teenaged girl would know this – just the thought of playing any kind of sport in a thong makes me cringe.
Do they make granny thongs?